She is in my trunk
Pappa wants mamma naked
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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