mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
The ass gains better be worth it
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