white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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