why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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