let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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