I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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