I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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