But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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