you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
