how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Randomize
