my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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