You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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