your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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