i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
More tranny stories later!
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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