Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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