Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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