batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he thought i was a dude.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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