Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Will exercising make me less horny?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
