Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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