it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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