he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
