Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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