All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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