Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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