I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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