Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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