there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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