So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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