god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
