you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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