Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize