don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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