M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I have fence marks all over my body
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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