new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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