I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
