how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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