What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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