I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
