And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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