Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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