It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i want to swaddle you in tequila
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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