We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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