OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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