Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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