I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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