He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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