Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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