In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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