It's just like the Real World with babies
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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