This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
