4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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