I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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