Rock
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Fuck
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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